gthegentleman:

BEST STORY EVER: Jackie Chan Picks A Fight With Bruce Lee… And Loses

Awesome

joycemanor:

So this guy added me in like the 8th grade and I just never deleted him and he is the most interesting person on Facebook

malekith:

malekith:

malekith:

oh my god i dont have a gag reflex

update i just stuck a fork down my throat and nothing happened its official im going to be a prostitute this is the only way to utilize these skills

update my mother just walked in on me trying to shove the remote down my throat

imsohornyithurts:

squeekkyysoapie:

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

The way his hand goes down her body… Omg

this is what making love should feels like.

UM THIS IS A SEX GIF AND NOTHING MORE THAN THAT……

(Source: lustyyouth)